Euphemisms which are worse than the thing they are describing...
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Euphemisms which are worse than the thing they are describing...
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18-09-2011, 00:02
Some reminded me today of an expression I had totally forgotten about:
Man wanking: Choking the chicken Woman wanking: Strumming the hairy guitar I just though 'Ewwww'. Any other expressions that you find worse than the normal description? 
18-09-2011, 08:51
ive never heard the guitar one!!!
me and my mates use the "hand shandy" quote lol oh and theres "hand to gland combat" lol
21-09-2011, 09:49
Nice ones Tink
Do like the strumming the hairy guitar Ann, did make me chuckle 
21-09-2011, 13:05
What happens though if we don't have a 'hairy' guitar.
How about 'talking to mrs palmer and her five sisters. Contact me on 07591889797 for any details of services.
22-09-2011, 10:58
'Baby batter' for cum. Don't even want to say what it makes me think of. Makes my stomach churn.
22-09-2011, 11:22
bean flicking.....
all I can see in my minds eye is someone flicking spilled Heinz Beans off the top of a table....
22-09-2011, 11:46
23-09-2011, 11:53
Ripping the end off.
Throwing yourself round the room. |
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