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Euphemisms which are worse than the thing they are describing... - SassyAnn - 18-09-2011
Some reminded me today of an expression I had totally forgotten about:
Man wanking: Choking the chicken
Woman wanking: Strumming the hairy guitar
I just though 'Ewwww'. Any other expressions that you find worse than the normal description?
RE: Euphemisms which are worse than the thing they are describing... - tinkerbell - 18-09-2011
ive never heard the guitar one!!!
me and my mates use the "hand shandy" quote lol
oh and theres "hand to gland combat" lol
RE: Euphemisms which are worse than the thing they are describing... - monty69 - 21-09-2011
Nice ones Tink
Do like the strumming the hairy guitar Ann, did make me chuckle
RE: Euphemisms which are worse than the thing they are describing... - Lady_Lust_XXX - 21-09-2011
What happens though if we don't have a 'hairy' guitar.
How about 'talking to mrs palmer and her five sisters.
RE: Euphemisms which are worse than the thing they are describing... - Emily of Halifax - 21-09-2011
Spank the monkey
RE: Euphemisms which are worse than the thing they are describing... - Vlodina - 22-09-2011
'Baby batter' for cum. Don't even want to say what it makes me think of. Makes my stomach churn.
RE: Euphemisms which are worse than the thing they are describing... - MrSmith767 - 22-09-2011
bean flicking.....
all I can see in my minds eye is someone flicking spilled Heinz Beans off the top of a table....
RE: Euphemisms which are worse than the thing they are describing... - monty69 - 22-09-2011
(22-09-2011, 11:22)MrSmith767 Wrote: bean flicking.....
all I can see in my minds eye is someone flicking spilled Heinz Beans off the top of a table....
Ha Ha MrSmith - thanks to you, I now have a similsr image as well
RE: Euphemisms which are worse than the thing they are describing... - Johnhomes65 - 23-09-2011
Ripping the end off.
Throwing yourself round the room.
RE: Euphemisms which are worse than the thing they are describing... - SassyAnn - 23-09-2011
(21-09-2011, 13:05)Lady_Lust_XXX Wrote: What happens though if we don't have a 'hairy' guitar.
How about 'talking to mrs palmer and her five sisters.
Apparently it's plucking the stringless banjo.
I quite like Mrs Palmer. It sounds quite genteel.