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Some reminded me today of an expression I had totally forgotten about:

Man wanking: Choking the chicken
Woman wanking: Strumming the hairy guitar

I just though 'Ewwww'. Any other expressions that you find worse than the normal description?
ive never heard the guitar one!!!

me and my mates use the "hand shandy" quote lol

oh and theres "hand to gland combat" lol

monty69

Nice ones Tink

Do like the strumming the hairy guitar Ann, did make me chuckle
What happens though if we don't have a 'hairy' guitar.

How about 'talking to mrs palmer and her five sisters.
Spank the monkey
'Baby batter' for cum. Don't even want to say what it makes me think of. Makes my stomach churn.
bean flicking.....

all I can see in my minds eye is someone flicking spilled Heinz Beans off the top of a table....

monty69

(22-09-2011, 11:22)MrSmith767 Wrote: [ -> ]bean flicking.....

all I can see in my minds eye is someone flicking spilled Heinz Beans off the top of a table....

Ha Ha MrSmith - thanks to you, I now have a similsr image as well Big Grin

Johnhomes65

Ripping the end off.

Throwing yourself round the room.
(21-09-2011, 13:05)Lady_Lust_XXX Wrote: [ -> ]What happens though if we don't have a 'hairy' guitar.

How about 'talking to mrs palmer and her five sisters.

Apparently it's plucking the stringless banjo.

I quite like Mrs Palmer. It sounds quite genteel.
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