They dont make things the way they used to

[Emily of Halifax]

Well now the summer is here and we have the dogs we are spending a lot more out side, the previous occupants had left 2 old dressing tables dumped outside which I had never bothered about before but now have decided they have to go so equiped with screwdriver and hammer I set to trying to dismantle them so we could take them to the tip

Nearly 3 hours later and every screw bolt and possibly fixing thing removed the dam furniture are still in one piece and standing I have taken the hammer to it with no joy how the hell is this possible if it was MFI I would just had to have sneezed within a mile radius and the thing would have been in bits so

Sorry but rant over I have sweat buckets and still have 2 pieces of knackered furniture in my back yard