male psyche

[Hicky]

Can you sell 200 condoms at a carboot sale?

[doctorcat]

Maybe he is looking for a discount next time if he brings his own condom.

Reminds me of one of the subs I used to work with on site. He used to book parts out of the site stores to do a job and then send an invoice to site at the end of the month for the parts he had used from their stores. I couldn't figure it out - as soon as he was found out he was kicked off site.

Theres nowt as funny as folk!

[abcdef]

his number is saved now as never again so there will be no chance of that happening

[Hicky]

Of course you could ask him back - but not before carefully resealing all the used condom packets (minus used condoms of course - that would be too gross) and leaving them in the bowl - then when he pinchs them and takes them home and he reaches out for one when he is desperate for a shag he will unwrap it and zilch - no shag for Mr Lightfingers. Imagine the look on his face when he has opened six and still no condom.

[Freddo]

I would have walked out with the bed under my arm
you would have gone to jump on it with your next client
and landed with a bump on the floor


By the way what a twat he was

[abcdef]

lol i think i would have noticed u trying to disappear with the bed

[English Kate]

On the plus side I saw a chap yesterday who offered me £20 extra for a massage (I told him to put his money back) and after he left i noticed I was £20 down. He must have got his money mixed up with the sentiment of offering me more. He had already told me it was an annual treat, so I new I may never see him again, but called him to let him know I was down.

While I was out he put a little envelope through the post box that contained the £20.

Now that to me is a man I would be more than willing to see again. That and his fabulour oral skills

[Freddo]

lol i think i would have noticed u trying to disappear with the bed

Okay it would have been a fair cop, but to steal condoms is a really low trick if you are going to do something then its got to be worth while.


Its okay Lolo I don't think it would have fitted in the car so I would have had to brought it back

[abcdef]

lol i think i would have noticed u trying to disappear with the bed

Okay it would have been a fair cop, but to steal condoms is a really low trick if you are going to do something then its got to be worth while.


Its okay Lolo I don't think it would have fitted in the car so I would have had to brought it back

lol that made me laugh freddo

[Emily of Halifax]

lol i think i would have noticed u trying to disappear with the bed

Okay it would have been a fair cop, but to steal condoms is a really low trick if you are going to do something then its got to be worth while.


Its okay Lolo I don't think it would have fitted in the car so I would have had to brought it back

lol that made me laugh freddo

Get yourself a roof rack