male psyche

[abcdef]

i keep my condoms in a big bowl, in the bedroom, must have had over 200 in the bowl, as the client was leaving he asked for a bottle of water, so as the house is quite big was away a couple of minutes returned gave him his water

went for a shower before the next client, was getting dressed when i happened to catch sight of the bowl where the one who wanted the water must have nicked everyone of my condoms

now i cant seem to fathom this one out can anyone else

[Johnhomes65]

Tight-wad, name and shame.

[Emily of Halifax]

Maybe he was planning a water balloon fight have you checked your knicker drawer

Seriously though why on earth would he his pockets must have been bulging

[jayzee77]

He must be thinking of getting very lucky! or spending a lot of dosh.. i can understand grabbing a handful.. but 200 seriously... probably find them on ebay!

[abcdef]

i rarely keep anything in the drawers now as i kept getting my toys nicked, so try not to have anything worth nicking in the room

[English Kate]

Bloody hell, that is mad! Welcome to the forum John x

[abcdef]

Tight-wad, name and shame.

welcome john

yeah i did

[monty69]

What will they think of nicking next??

Hi John, good to see you made the hop over!

[sarahxxx]

There are some very sad people in the world, it can be explained as follows:

He has done it on such a scale that he knows you can not possibly miss it, by doing such a thing it stops him returning to you.

Maybe he felt threatened by his addiction to you.

OR.......

he is just a complete loon!

Did you look out of the window, maybe he threw them out or stuffed them in one of your empty drawers, i bet you scratched your head for a while

Sarah

[Emily of Halifax]

Hi fom me as well John