Can I come as many times as I like in the hour?

[A Bloke]

And what if I choose to defy you and relieve myself anyway???

Would you really want to risk the consequences of disobeying a woman who can throw a 10ft bullwhip faster than you could run?

Disobedience is met with physical correction at all times. "But I told you I can't be marked so no impact! I'm not playing this game any more! I have a wife/girlfriend/boyfriend/dog/budgie who'll see the marks!" is met with: I don't play games but if it's a laugh and joke you're after then you can get dressed in the communal stairwell of the building and get out of my sight before I phone the police for your indecent behaviour.

Y'get me?

Wow... If that doesnt scare the pants 'on' you boys... What will!?

Not scared yet ...................... but getting there. Will you chuck that whip handle 1st please??