things that made u a crabby bitch today

[abcdef]

invalid buggies on road
horses on road
tractors on road
caravans on road

infact any other road user today

[SassyAnn]

You got all of those today? Good grief Charlie Brown! Bit cold to be out in a caravan I would have thought!


Should it be Crabby Bitch or Unbearable Bastard? Mind you, with some of them, how would we know the difference.
JOKE!

[iluvjem]

Went to bed late

Slept in

Why I allow myself to sleep in I'll never know as I always feel worse for it

I've now eat a huge chinese so I'm now extremely full, a bit dazed and I'm now going to attempt to make my self presentable enough for cams.. I feel bloody hungover and I don't drink which is rather unfair

[SassyAnn]

Jem, I'm sure you will look beautiful. How could you fail to do otherwise?

[iluvjem]

Jem, I'm sure you will look beautiful. How could you fail to do otherwise?

D'awe gosh X

All I can say is god help anyone up for being a tit in my freeview box today

[SassyAnn]

That's more like the Jem we know and love!

[abcdef]

yep got all of the above today in the space of 20 mins

[English Kate]

My Mum made me a crabby bitch today. She rang me up and was still on the phone 38 mins later and when I tried to get her to wind the conversation down she totally ignored me and started talking about something else, so I told her I wanted to stop talking, so she literally put the phone down on me. I wish I'd said in after 5 mins of conversation now, instead of subjecting myself to nearly 40 mins of mindless gossip when I wanted to watch the end of the Goonies!!!!!

[Nick Meanswell]

You should start off by saying " Sorry Mum is this the five minutes mindless conversation or the full half-hour"

If you remember the Monty Python sketch - or perhaps I'm showing my age too much!!

[English Kate]

You should start off by saying " Sorry Mum is this the five minutes mindless conversation or the full half-hour"

If you remember the Monty Python sketch - or perhaps I'm showing my age too much!!

Showing your age, but how appropriate! Plus she surpassed it!