Strange messages

[Freddo]

haha i love the cheek of it, 101 questions for us but one for him and hes off,...what a cabbage

I thought Kate said he wanted Milk not a cabbage Tink

hindsight is a wonderful think Kate

[iluvjem]

I had some guy texting me last night and trying to phone me repeatedly. Text were like this:

"hi looking for work will do anything you want tbx"

"Hi Jem am **** 25 looking for work can meat you got my own house and car do anything texb"

I was rather pissed off he kept calling as it was a call I got first and when I answered he just hung up!

[abcdef]

mine today

u are very pale do u not eat your greens, i mean wtf

[curvy crumpet]

Or the text and emails you get, hey babe no credits to call but call me would love to meet up! Like duh! Let me dial that number asap!

[ShyCumbriaGuy]

Hey Kate, I reckon it must have been Father Jack from Father Ted fame, surely I'm not the only one who remembers one of the greatest comedy shows of all time? Or am I just showing my age? Oh the memorys of the nights my whole family would gather to watch it n then spend ours after it havin Father Jack style chats. It went something like DRINK!, FEK!, ARSE!, DRINK!, with maybe the odd FEK OFF! thrown in for good measure. Brill!

It would certainly explain the guy not makin much sense! lol!.........I'm now off to have a good chuckle to myself!....heeeheeheeheehee!

[English Kate]

Hey Kate, I reckon it must have been Father Jack from Father Ted fame, surely I'm not the only one who remembers one of the greatest comedy shows of all time? Or am I just showing my age? Oh the memorys of the nights my whole family would gather to watch it n then spend ours after it havin Father Jack style chats. It went something like DRINK!, FEK!, ARSE!, DRINK!, with maybe the odd FEK OFF! thrown in for good measure. Brill!

It would certainly explain the guy not makin much sense! lol!.........I'm now off to have a good chuckle to myself!....heeeheeheeheehee!

BRICK!!!

Brilliant comedy, of course I remember it!

I had a guy ask me to send him my face pic on AW, but he didn't know how to get it off there so would I send it via text. I did so and he said.

'thanks, I'm off to put the kettle on now'. wtf?

Oh and another one made me laugh as he kept saying,

Bear with, bear with, bear with... Now who knows which comedy that is from?

[Nick Meanswell]

That's easy - Miranda! Excellent show

[English Kate]

I love Miranda!!!!

[SassyAnn]

Hey Kate, I reckon it must have been Father Jack from Father Ted fame, surely I'm not the only one who remembers one of the greatest comedy shows of all time? Or am I just showing my age? Oh the memorys of the nights my whole family would gather to watch it n then spend ours after it havin Father Jack style chats. It went something like DRINK!, FEK!, ARSE!, DRINK!, with maybe the odd FEK OFF! thrown in for good measure. Brill!

It would certainly explain the guy not makin much sense! lol!.........I'm now off to have a good chuckle to myself!....heeeheeheeheehee!

Oh, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on......... go on.

[English Kate]

Hey Kate, I reckon it must have been Father Jack from Father Ted fame, surely I'm not the only one who remembers one of the greatest comedy shows of all time? Or am I just showing my age? Oh the memorys of the nights my whole family would gather to watch it n then spend ours after it havin Father Jack style chats. It went something like DRINK!, FEK!, ARSE!, DRINK!, with maybe the odd FEK OFF! thrown in for good measure. Brill!

It would certainly explain the guy not makin much sense! lol!.........I'm now off to have a good chuckle to myself!....heeeheeheeheehee!

Oh, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on......... go on.

Now you have to fall out the window!