Strange messages

[English Kate]

I know we all get weird messages from time to time, so please share them here.

I just had one at 22.56pm and all it said was...


Drink


*scratches head* puzzled.

[English Kate]

I sent a '?' he answered.

him: to take you for a quick coffee or a drink.

Me: Why?

him: to see you

Me: Most people book me if they want to see me. It works quite well.

him: I am not most people... you are not either!

Me: Do I know you?

him: More than anyone

oh gosh this is getting intriging.

him: Do I know me?

him: Just me

Me: I think you have had enough to drink already.

[Freddo]

You have a real strange one there, Kate

Maybe he is a man of few words

[English Kate]

I'm not sure about that Freddo, he's still texting lol.

[Freddo]

Maybe its time to tell him where to go
Its getting a bit late in the day for people to be chasing you Kate

[English Kate]

Maybe its time to tell him where to go
Its getting a bit late in the day for people to be chasing you Kate

Ah it's never ending Freddo, the life of an Escort hey! He's telling me to go round to his now and to take some milk as Tesco is shut and he doesn't have any lol.

[Freddo]

Maybe its time to tell him where to go
Its getting a bit late in the day for people to be chasing you Kate

Ah it's never ending Freddo, the life of an Escort hey! He's telling me to go round to his now and to take some milk as Tesco is shut and he doesn't have any lol.

I hope you tell the cheeky sod where to go. Where does he expect you to get milk from

[tinkerbell]

lol oh lord

[English Kate]

I asked him where he lived and he stopped texting. If I had known that I'd have made it my first question lol. The peace is restored!!!! haha

[tinkerbell]

haha i love the cheek of it, 101 questions for us but one for him and hes off,...what a cabbage