Marks on the body.

[Hicky]

i get bum bruises sometimes but with all the squidgy skin its not to bad haha!

i get marks on my arms all the time when i lived at home from my mothers door handles lol

i can relate to the door handles Tink, I get that all the time the worst is when you scrape your knuckles on peoples door frames as the stuff you are carrying into there houses is only just wide enough to go through the door.
Another is when a door handle sneks into your pocket and you suddenly come to a dead stopl

Dunno about coming to a dead stop Freddo. I have two pairs of trousers with the pockets torn out down to just that.

That is the poorest excuse for having the pockets torn out of your trousers I have ever heard Monty. I am sure we all know why you removed your pockets!!!!!