Marks on the body.

[Hicky]

I'm covered in bruises following our tour!
I got a massive one across my leg from slipping in the bath in Glasgow. Would have had a matching one but someone was there to catch me!

Thank heavens for knights in shining armour!

Can't remember if I thanked heaven, thanked fuck or just fucked. He was nice and shiny, but just a flimsy bit of rubber armour.

Good job - if he had been in real armour he could have rusted up and only been found by the cleaners days later with nought but a shrivelled codpeice!