cover the pole before u go in the hole
Happy slapping! quite a nice use of a chav's fave passtime.
(24-09-2011, 00:00)lolo Wrote: [ -> ]cover the pole before u go in the hole
Hahaha! Brilliant! An image of firemen going through a hole and down a clingfilm wrapped pole comes to mind. I never said I was normal.
Bashing the Bishop could be more fun
Slapping the salami.
Slam in the lamb.
Burp the worm.
Make the bald man puke.
Jizzercize
Pan, you're just making it up now! They are awful.
Playing hide the sausage
The four finger shuffle
draining ur tatties
the list is long and gets really basic, especially if u have ever worked on a building site, mind u, the girls there were the worst!
(28-09-2011, 21:51)SassyAnn Wrote: [ -> ]Pan, you're just making it up now! They are awful.
I wish I was, far too many out there for wanking.
Beef curtains in batter or sweet and sour pork any worse?