16-11-2011, 16:37
Guys, we/I am always going on re convos we have with guys on phone but have never really given any real explanation of convos. I saw the messagess below on a blog on AW - hope I dont get done with plageurism but it was easier to copy and paste :
Client: How much for 3 minutes of anal?
Me: Sorry?!
Client: How much would you charge for 3 minutes of anal?
Me: (pause in confusion) I wouldn't do that!
Client: Oh wow, you wouldn't charge?! So you'd do it for free?! Excellent!
Me: I meant I wouldn't do anal, it says that on my profile!
FOOL!
Client: Alright sexy, what you doing right now?
Me: (silence and face like -_-)
Client: Hello?
Me: Yes?
Client: What you doing?
Me: Right now, I'm talking to you
Client: Cool cool. What you wearing?
Me: *long sigh and disconnects call*
GEEZER!
Client: Hello darling, is this 'x'?
Me: Yes, that's me, what can I do for you?
Client: How much just to lick your feet/blowjob/handjob
Me: My rates are on my profile, you pay for my time. How you choose to use that time is up to you.
Client: But I cum really quick, come on darling, do me a good rate? Can't you set your price for that 1 thing?
Me: Mate, I think you're confusing me for a street prostitute. Why not ask your wife?
DELBOY!
**Client text: Hey babe, you working today? If so, text back
My text: I don't take bookings by text, you need to ring me to discuss
Client text: Can't chat right now. Text me your address
My text: If you're too stupid to follow instructions, I don't want to meet you
Client text: Lol, I'm not stupid, ain't got any free minutes, could you call me?
My text: You're a fucking tramp. If you can't afford to call me, you can't afford to see me! Now fuck off!
TRAMP!
Client: Hi darling, I got your number off AdultWork. Was wondering if you could tell me what services you provide and what your rates are
Me: (long pause) ... Well, all of the details are on the profile
Client: Yeah, I know, but I'm not near a computer, I took your number down earlier
Me: I'm sorry but I'm not going to waste my time explaining something you can find out yourself or is clearly written on my profile
Client: OK, what do you look like?
Me: Stop wasting my time asking these stupid questions, I'm not having this conversation with you. Get off my line!
TIME-WASTER!
Client: Hi, how much for half hour?
Me: £120
Client: Are you worth £120?
Me: (long pause)... Isn't that a redundant question? You're asking me if I'm worth the money I'm asking for?
THICKO!
Client: Hello 'x', I would like to book a meet with you tomorrow at 2 for 1 hour.
Me: That's fine, just give me a call around 1 to confirm that you're still coming?
Client: Great! I understand fron your profile, you speak in Portuguese. Could you do that during our meet?
Me: Not a problem
Client: Good. Also, could you wear a Biquini?
Me: Sure, I have a a few available.
Client: With earrings and bangles?
Me: No, jewellry gets in the way, sorry.
Client: Could you also wear a headscarf?
Me: Oh, you mean a? I guess so...
Client: And under your...., I want you to wear sexy stockings with heels
Me: Darling, you're asking for quite a lot, it would take me 20 minutes to get ready for you!
FUSSY BASTARD!
Client: Hi , I want to book you, you are very sexy
Me: Thank you! When did you want to meet?
Client: I'm driving from London and will be in Birmingham by 12. I really can't wait to fuck your pussy.
Me: Ok, we can talk about all of that during our session. Call me when you're local, ok?
Client: I can't wait to get my cock in your mouth!
Call disconnected. Client makes several attempts to call again for several hours. Eventually I answer.
Me: Are you going to speak to me properly now?
Client: I always speak to you properly!
Me: No, you were being very crude earlier. If you want to talk dirty, you can book a phonechat session, otherwise, behave yourself.
Client: OK, can you tell me where the best hotel is in Bham?
Me: I'm not 118, find out yourself
Client: Just give me the phone number of one you recommend? I'm not from Bham. Please?
Me: (I start giving a few names of hotels, then stop as I hear a lot of heavy breathing) Are you wanking?!
Client: Er, no. I'm listening to you, keep talking
Me: OMG, you're getting turned on listening to me giving you directions?!
SICK FUCKING BASTARD!
Sadly these convos are not a rare occurence but more like a daily one. And you wonder why we lose the will to live sometimes !
Client: How much for 3 minutes of anal?
Me: Sorry?!
Client: How much would you charge for 3 minutes of anal?
Me: (pause in confusion) I wouldn't do that!
Client: Oh wow, you wouldn't charge?! So you'd do it for free?! Excellent!
Me: I meant I wouldn't do anal, it says that on my profile!
FOOL!
Client: Alright sexy, what you doing right now?
Me: (silence and face like -_-)
Client: Hello?
Me: Yes?
Client: What you doing?
Me: Right now, I'm talking to you
Client: Cool cool. What you wearing?
Me: *long sigh and disconnects call*
GEEZER!
Client: Hello darling, is this 'x'?
Me: Yes, that's me, what can I do for you?
Client: How much just to lick your feet/blowjob/handjob
Me: My rates are on my profile, you pay for my time. How you choose to use that time is up to you.
Client: But I cum really quick, come on darling, do me a good rate? Can't you set your price for that 1 thing?
Me: Mate, I think you're confusing me for a street prostitute. Why not ask your wife?
DELBOY!
**Client text: Hey babe, you working today? If so, text back
My text: I don't take bookings by text, you need to ring me to discuss
Client text: Can't chat right now. Text me your address
My text: If you're too stupid to follow instructions, I don't want to meet you
Client text: Lol, I'm not stupid, ain't got any free minutes, could you call me?
My text: You're a fucking tramp. If you can't afford to call me, you can't afford to see me! Now fuck off!
TRAMP!
Client: Hi darling, I got your number off AdultWork. Was wondering if you could tell me what services you provide and what your rates are
Me: (long pause) ... Well, all of the details are on the profile
Client: Yeah, I know, but I'm not near a computer, I took your number down earlier
Me: I'm sorry but I'm not going to waste my time explaining something you can find out yourself or is clearly written on my profile
Client: OK, what do you look like?
Me: Stop wasting my time asking these stupid questions, I'm not having this conversation with you. Get off my line!
TIME-WASTER!
Client: Hi, how much for half hour?
Me: £120
Client: Are you worth £120?
Me: (long pause)... Isn't that a redundant question? You're asking me if I'm worth the money I'm asking for?
THICKO!
Client: Hello 'x', I would like to book a meet with you tomorrow at 2 for 1 hour.
Me: That's fine, just give me a call around 1 to confirm that you're still coming?
Client: Great! I understand fron your profile, you speak in Portuguese. Could you do that during our meet?
Me: Not a problem
Client: Good. Also, could you wear a Biquini?
Me: Sure, I have a a few available.
Client: With earrings and bangles?
Me: No, jewellry gets in the way, sorry.
Client: Could you also wear a headscarf?
Me: Oh, you mean a? I guess so...
Client: And under your...., I want you to wear sexy stockings with heels
Me: Darling, you're asking for quite a lot, it would take me 20 minutes to get ready for you!
FUSSY BASTARD!
Client: Hi , I want to book you, you are very sexy
Me: Thank you! When did you want to meet?
Client: I'm driving from London and will be in Birmingham by 12. I really can't wait to fuck your pussy.
Me: Ok, we can talk about all of that during our session. Call me when you're local, ok?
Client: I can't wait to get my cock in your mouth!
Call disconnected. Client makes several attempts to call again for several hours. Eventually I answer.
Me: Are you going to speak to me properly now?
Client: I always speak to you properly!
Me: No, you were being very crude earlier. If you want to talk dirty, you can book a phonechat session, otherwise, behave yourself.
Client: OK, can you tell me where the best hotel is in Bham?
Me: I'm not 118, find out yourself
Client: Just give me the phone number of one you recommend? I'm not from Bham. Please?
Me: (I start giving a few names of hotels, then stop as I hear a lot of heavy breathing) Are you wanking?!
Client: Er, no. I'm listening to you, keep talking
Me: OMG, you're getting turned on listening to me giving you directions?!
SICK FUCKING BASTARD!
Sadly these convos are not a rare occurence but more like a daily one. And you wonder why we lose the will to live sometimes !
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