Taking the p***

[Laudanum]

My response would have been, "You're taking the piss, if you want a handjob, stop pissing me off via text and have a wank."

[tinkerbell]

what a complete tard!....

people fail to understand that this is our job, we wouldnt ask them to take a pay cut! and do exactly the same job!

[Freddo]

It must be your turn Emily to have the idiots


The nerve of some people

Sorry you are having a bad day

[monty69]

what a complete tard!....

people fail to understand that this is our job, we wouldnt ask them to take a pay cut! and do exactly the same job!

I agree Tink but have to say there are a few people out there that I would happily suggest a pay cut and then to their job better!!! One or two Politicians come to mind

[Lady_Lust_XXX]

A couple of days ago when I was down in Carlisle I had a guy call and ask details, i gave him details then he said, what would you do for £40 ? I literally laughed down the phone then said to him .............. you're lucky I answered the phone for that amount. Said goodbye and hung up. Twat.

[Emily of Halifax]

Well it just gets better think i am going to stick my head in a gas oven if anyone has one I can borrow as mine is electric.

Just got this on adult work of a guy I have seen a couple of time my jaw literally hit the deck I am gobsmacked

Hi emily, hope you are well. Just a quick note, i have started a new venture in the administration of botox and wondered if you were interested as a client. i am fully qualified and prices start at 180. let me know if interested. take care and see you soon. xx

Am I being a tad oversensitive as I am having a crap day or not

[Phil_Hants]

I wouldn't take it personally Emily, he's probably sent that to everyone he's ever met, ever.

[SassyAnn]

Ems tell him it might help him if he botoxed his dick. It might help him stay erect for a reasonable amount of time.

Am I mean? I think he was extremely mean! Bast*rd.

[tinkerbell]

oh my life what a div!

[curvy crumpet]

Why do you ladies bother responding to these texts, just ignore them from the start. They go away soon enough.