Adultworks Topless London Marathon 2018, are you in?

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Hi, its been a big debate in the office today on best methods.

Hard:

Advantage: Extra length
Dis-advantage: Maneuverability lowered as you cannot swing it from left to right in full motions.

Soft:

Advantage: It will swing the full left and right areas without anything holding it back.
Dis-advantage: British weather.

I have already bet on the winner though, no one swings a bigger dick than Webmaster, we'll have the fire service on standby incase things get out of hand.