07-07-2011, 20:29
Of course you could ask him back - but not before carefully resealing all the used condom packets (minus used condoms of course - that would be too gross) and leaving them in the bowl - then when he pinchs them and takes them home and he reaches out for one when he is desperate for a shag he will unwrap it and zilch - no shag for Mr Lightfingers. Imagine the look on his face when he has opened six and still no condom.