13-06-2011, 11:06
how come when u just take a bite of something to eat the phone rings at that exact time & u think its never going to stop
sods law
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13-06-2011, 11:06
how come when u just take a bite of something to eat the phone rings at that exact time & u think its never going to stop
13-06-2011, 11:18
You wait in for a parcel all day ... pop out for school run.... and guess what you missed the parcel!
Arse on the loo seat - door bell or the phone goes. (same with getting a baby to sleep) Sneezing coming up to a junction, crossing, roundabout, corner
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13-06-2011, 14:52
It's usually my Mum when I start eating. It's like she has a little radar that picks that exact moment and she doesn't care how busy I am, she will continue talking for hours!!!!!
13-06-2011, 16:29
As you go to answer the door bell, you see a parcel delivery notice on the mat and the postman disappearing around the corner. It seems as if you aren't at the front door within a nano second, you've had it.
14-06-2011, 18:44
Do you know about O'Tooles law?
It states that Sod was an optimist........ |
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