sods law

[abcdef]

how come when u just take a bite of something to eat the phone rings at that exact time & u think its never going to stop

[jayzee77]

You wait in for a parcel all day ... pop out for school run.... and guess what you missed the parcel!

Arse on the loo seat - door bell or the phone goes. (same with getting a baby to sleep)

Sneezing coming up to a junction, crossing, roundabout, corner

[English Kate]

It's usually my Mum when I start eating. It's like she has a little radar that picks that exact moment and she doesn't care how busy I am, she will continue talking for hours!!!!!

[SassyAnn]

As you go to answer the door bell, you see a parcel delivery notice on the mat and the postman disappearing around the corner. It seems as if you aren't at the front door within a nano second, you've had it.

[doctorcat]

Do you know about O'Tooles law?

It states that Sod was an optimist........