buggering the cooking up

[abcdef]

have u ever fucked something totally up

had sis constantly talking as i was trying to make macaroni cheese

sat down to eat it oh yuck i had used strawberry milkshake instead of milk so she is banned

[doctorcat]

I once used lime cordial to fry some sausages with instead of olive oil. They are kept in the cupboard and we got a new bottle of cordial which looked the same as the oil.

[MrSmith767]

not cooking, but I did try to was my hair with moisturiser once, the shampoo and moisturiser are beside each other, in near identical bottles

[SassyAnn]

I decided to make an omelette when I was younger. I put flour in it (I thought it had flour in it, as otherwise it would be scrambled eggs). My Aunt tried her best to eat it, bless her.

[English Kate]

it was like a big yorkshire pudding then or pancake?

[crystal denison]

haha im doing chicken and pasta for dinner with a cheese sause

hubbys home for dinner at 12.30 so he will want feeding

[jayzee77]

not my self but my grandma (RIP) served up the dogs bones for sunday lunch! dad was complaining there wasn't much meat on them PMSL!

[crystal denison]

not my self but my grandma (RIP) served up the dogs bones for sunday lunch! dad was complaining there wasn't much meat on them PMSL!

haha .... funny what people do when they get older my nan dus some right crazy stuff !

[jayzee77]

not my self but my grandma (RIP) served up the dogs bones for sunday lunch! dad was complaining there wasn't much meat on them PMSL!

haha .... funny what people do when they get older my nan dus some right crazy stuff !

She wasnt old when that happened, way before i was born, but its a story that pops up ever so often!

[crystal denison]

grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr i have cooked his dinner and now hes not home for it how annoying lol

ahhh well microwave it is until later