The pain of punting

[sabydizzle]

i was once with a lady and i hurt her nose by accident. Basically what happened was i wanted to put her on my shoulders with her lady parts in my mouth. To do this i was basically standing up and she bent over towards me with her head under my crotch. I then put my arms underneath her belly and lift her up. Automatically her legs rise up and rest on my shoulder. Best described if you youtube 'the undertaker tombstone move'
i had done this position a few times with her but never after that accident

[doctorcat]

We had a guy want to see me have sex with Jayzee from behind but with Jayzee facing the cam so he could see her face and boobs swinging. I got cramp and couldn't enter Jayzee so ended up Dry humping her for the duration of the show.......

[English Kate]

My back hurts after painting the wall yesterday, well it's either that or the 6 guys I have played with over the 2 days previous.

[jayzee77]

We had a guy want to see me have sex with Jayzee from behind but with Jayzee facing the cam so he could see her face and boobs swinging. I got cramp and couldn't enter Jayzee so ended up Dry humping her for the duration of the show.......

He wanted to see my pleasure on cam, i think he may have confused the pleasure with laughing!

[SassyAnn]

......'the undertaker tombstone move'......

It's a wrestling move!!! How funny!

[tinkerbell]

lol i got my 5inch feel stuck in mt stocking before and literally ripped the skin off my calf lol never mind falling on the floor in front of my client lol who very nicley laughed it off as did i but didnt realise how badly i had hurt my leg utill he had gone lol i had to have 6 stitches!

i dont wear stockings anymore lol

[SassyAnn]

I always knew stockings were hazardous!
Bloody Hell Tinkerbell, weren't you bleeding all over the client? 6 stitches - ya poor bugger. x

[tinkerbell]

haha no not at alll it was very clean didnt bleed hardl ,...to be honest the stockings were very black and i couldnt see untill i had taken them off,...couldnt help but laugh tho lol

[DivineMissG]

I have been sat here all day feeling sorry for myself because I broke my big toe last night. In the overall scheme of things not a serious thing and I am sure the women present will say all us men are babies when we hurt ourselves (and if anyone wants to call round and mother me feel free).

Now i must stress said toe was not damaged in the act of punting but it just left me wondering if any members had injured themselves or someone with them had been injured in the act of punting. The more humourous and graphic the details the better as someone else's misery will stop me wallowing in my own.

Yowzers!! Actually I think the worst kind of injury is one to your feet... You never think about how important they are until you're in constant pain!!

My story involves me getting ready for my first or second outcall in London, just after I had moved house... Was trotting around in my high-heels (5.5" platforms), and when I go to walk down the stairs I slip on the carpet and go flying into the bannister head first... Big bump on the noggin and another sprain on my recently healed sprained ankle. Really had me thinking I wasn't cut out for the job at all... And THEN it clicked to me... 'Miss G', said the voice in my head... 'You twat! Take your heels in your handbag and put them on before you knock on the door!'.

Possibly the best piece of advice I could give any new escort...

[iluvjem]

I was on top once, he finished and I climbed off. Multitasking I went to grab the condom off him as I climbed off not realising the mattress was bigger than the bed my graceful dismount turned into a fall...

I was fine but the condom flicked when I tumbled and some how managed to shoot cum into the punters eye. It went bright red! I was rather mortified lol