Guess what day it is today?
"Surprise Butt-Rape Wednesday!"
Let's face it, why celebrate Christmas or Halloween when there's a holiday like this!
You're my friend. Really. If you fall and can't get back up, I'll sit down beside you. Just don't expect me to break a nail calling for an ambulance.
in three words i can sum up everything i've learned about life: it goes on.
"Surprise Butt-Rape Wednesday!"
Let's face it, why celebrate Christmas or Halloween when there's a holiday like this!
You're my friend. Really. If you fall and can't get back up, I'll sit down beside you. Just don't expect me to break a nail calling for an ambulance.
in three words i can sum up everything i've learned about life: it goes on.
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