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[Emily of Halifax]

I am totally screwed with directions now that I have moved I am totally disorientated I am so used with being on the north east coast so I new scotland was north,Carlisle was west and everything else was south now I am in the middle of the country I have no idea where I am and it has caused large amounts of amusement from the other half and the kids whilst driving about note to self take a compass and map

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I'm terrible too emily

[SassyAnn]

I am a fantastic map reader, just not very good at telling my left from my right!
And thanks for the introduction to a new phrase Louise, not.
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