Disasters !

[zoekent]

Over the years had some mega disasters lol
Outcall .client failed to mention cross street Gravesend had east and west .result knocked on wrong door ,man answered then wife then daughter ! Zoe fled. did booking only because i wanted to torture the git slowly.
Hilton London .used to park car in service area .Hotel had fire, came out to find hoses draped over car ,me only had leather coat on nothing else.
Outcall Kensington looking at picture on the wall ,said i got same picture . him thats the original!felt right numpty.
Client just finished ,he started to convulse ,serious fit, thought he was going to die .panic and more panic .thank god he did not .client died on cv not good!
Loads more ,looking back on them can laugh at time not so funny.

[English Kate]

Touch wood (taps head) I've not had any major disasters yet. Recently I have been getting booking times a bit mixed up and I've double booked by accident, but that is because I'm scatty and not used to the volume of calls and work. I need to get organised.

[SassyAnn]

OMG Zoe! I've been doing this about a year and never had anything like that happen. The guy having a fit isn't so good, but the others are hysterical! Did you give the firemen a flash of the good stuff?

[abcdef]

only real disaster was when someone was so nervous they collapsed had to take them too A & E turned out he had hyperventilated

[Emily of Halifax]

It sounds like I have been quite lucky over the years as far as I can remember the only disaster I can think of was when the police where knocking on my door not long after I had moved in, I was entertainig a very nervous newbie at the time, I had to answer it because it was obvious that they weren't going away. They were looking for the previous tenant but we both had to show id, poor lad dont think he will ever book an escort again.

[English Kate]

Oh I just thought of a near disaster. I saw a guy in Cheltenham at a hotel and he literally just left when the fire alarm went off. I thought it was a false alarm (God knows why) so jumped in the shower as I was a tad messy, but it didn't stop ringing. I quickly got out, shoved some clothes on and went outside to find the fire brigade there and lots of other guests.

It would have been embarrasing if the client had still been with me or if I had not managed to shower for that matter.

[zoekent]

Client wanted submerging in bath with breathing tube ,so fitted bath out .every so often would shut tube off etc. anyway friend phoned and i said come round .forgot about client and we popped into town .blonde remembered shot back .client frozen stiff .gave me a bonus !been stuck underwater for nearly 4 hours !
Deep Heat client came from golf tournament ,seems he had got a niggle in his leg and used deep heat .did not realise till i had some on my bits .throb throb in cold bath cooling my bits down !client ever so sorry !
Client turns out to be diabetic(lord!) has episode me with his kit trying to get some sense out of him about how much to give him .tying to remember from medical training .went for it .fingers crossed that he did not bounce of ceiling ! turns out slightly under done it but had given him enough. another prefer you do not die or need ambulance .
Just finished with client went downstairs to put kettle on .erk garden full of plod and outside .take into account only got bra and nixs on peered round door and asked what was going on .No worries Zoe prisoner escaped from court ,seen going over your wall ! me um when was that ? plod 20 mins ago .relief as i was thinking client upstairs might have been him !plod bugger off with a if you see him give us a call .