embarassing things

[English Kate]

I never liked Paula Yates or Jules Holland, so I didn't watch it. Top of the Pops for me!

[SassyAnn]

It's funny how the things my parents hated when I was younger, they love now. My dad loves Mark Knopfler now and has all his stuff! Who would have thought!

[English Kate]

That's true, I used to hate sprouts as a child and yet I will eat them quite happily now and would go as far as to say that I like them.

[Gina Faith]

Embarrassing things? Well, I might as well let you know....

I have this specialty - a teasing oil massage of the gentleman's genital area. A while ago I was helping a friend in another house/brothel than mine. I wasn't familiar with her house nor where things and supplies were placed. One of my regular clients came visit me, he really likes this oil massage and I looked for the oil. Finally I found it - or at least I thought so. A few seconds after I started the treatment he went Iiiisssssssssshh, uuuuiiijjjjjj, iiiiiiijjjjjssssshh. That's not the sounds I use to get from him. I looked at the bottle - and OMG it was disinfectant gel for the hands. Ooooops, sorry Sir.

Luckily he's still visiting me almost every week.

[abcdef]

Embarrassing things? Well, I might as well let you know....

I have this specialty - a teasing oil massage of the gentleman's genital area. A while ago I was helping a friend in another house/brothel than mine. I wasn't familiar with her house nor where things and supplies were placed. One of my regular clients came visit me, he really likes this oil massage and I looked for the oil. Finally I found it - or at least I thought so. A few seconds after I started the treatment he went Iiiisssssssssshh, uuuuiiijjjjjj, iiiiiiijjjjjssssshh. That's not the sounds I use to get from him. I looked at the bottle - and OMG it was disinfectant gel for the hands. Ooooops, sorry Sir.

Luckily he's still visiting me almost every week.

that's a great one gina

[SassyAnn]

The only swinging party I went to, that happened to one of the girls. She had 2 little bottles, one of hand gel, one of lube. She was in a group situation and one of the guys grabbed the wrong bottle. Apparently it was not a good sensation, so she said when we found her douching herself in the bath, crying her eyes out.