How do you afford escorts?

[monty69]

Hi Baldrick, I think some sound advice and opinions have been posted above me. I can add little to the above except to underline that, if you want it bad enough, you will find a way yo save sufficient to get it, whatever it might be. Kate mentioned smoking - if you are a smoker, that is where your hard earned cash is going.

Good luck with your quest.

[Tom Tanner]

Hi Baldrick - I think you need a "cunning plan":-
Get yourself a jam jar and use it for your punting money.
Cash job on a Saturday morning? - put the proceeds in your "punting jar".
Cook yourself something healthy instead of Dominoes - put the difference in your "punting jar".
Go though all the old cr@p you've had lying about for ages and flog it on Ebay - put the proceeds in your "punting jar".
Bike to work instead of bus/car - put the difference in your "punting jar".
Just a few suggestions.
I can't teach you how to make money, or how to save it, but if you want something badly enough, there's usually a way.

Good luck!

[DivineMissG]

Hi Baldrick, and welcome to the forum...

You have been given some really sound advice here...

After reading your posts, I am confused as to whether you actually want to see an escort to indulge in an hour or so of pleasure with a lady - or whether you just want someone to suck you off and let you go about your business. There seems to be a few conflicting statements throughout your posts... So you really must look into that and think about what you really want before you start to look for a lady. Many independent escorts devote alot of time and energy to create the 'perfect hour' for their clients... The physical aspect is obviously very important - but it is by no means the making of a booking.

Like Kate said, it sounds as though you might be happy enough with a 15 min quickie, or even a half hour booking where the sex is paramount, but things like chatting, flirting, and playfulness don't really matter so much.

My Grandfather always said to me... 'Look after the pennies, and the pounds will look after themselves'. Being an Aussie I had no idea what he was talking about, but I soon found out, and have never forgotten those words.

Don't look at saving for an escort as a huge challenge - it's not. Just be clever with your spending... Save that 10p on toilet paper and go for two ply... Buy your food at Sainsbury's, Asda, Tesco, and Iceland... Go for specials - and don't go to off licences for food. Buy meat in bulk, separate it in to servings in cling film, and freeze it (This has saved me LOADS of money!). Make casseroles, roast meat, soups, and other meals that are dirt cheap, healthy, and feed you for days... The list goes on... There are plenty of websites out there for tips on being thrifty... Trust me, I have had to use them many a time!!

Good luck and all the best!

[Baldrick99]

Wow what a great response this thread has had, I'm more than grateful for the advice that's been posted.

Thank you for the compliment about my grammar, although now that it has been brought to attention, I've no doubt any mistakes I make will be pointed out

Great idea regarding the jar, now I just need to find a jar without pickled goods floating inside, it would be an unfortunate discovery to find i pickled my 20s.

I'm not so sure about everyone getting what they want if they direct extreme effort into the right direction, it sounds like something they say on television to stop you painting the wall with your brains. It sounds cynical but it's a strong possibility that calling it cynical is merely an 'automated' response to words which contradict the success you think you can have/are owed. And of course, you get taught what to want when you're an impressionable child, it's taken me a long time to realise success should only be considered success by your own judgement.

I am technically depressed, but I am feeling more enlightened these days, I feel like I can see lies everywhere.. It seems alot of people's opinions are merely constructed by society, even down to this communal unfunny sense of humour you witness everyday. "Ooh 'e's a bit paranoid" is what the correct tamed bullshit response that you get taught to say. There's also the whole: "Ooh fight the power man" image that you gain by saying anything 'out of line'. It is simply the nearest automated response society has given you to immediately demonize any questioning of why we live our lives like robots.

Anyway, hopefully you're still awake? No? Maybe a cold glass of my pickled money will liven you up?

As far as whether i'm looking for an escort experience or just a lady to orally pleasure me, it's a mix of both. I will apologise in advance if I offend anyone but I see the whole escorting 'game' as mutual favours, just like any other job, but with more penises.
I'd simply want to get what I actually want for once, but in this case ONLY if it's purely at my expense and not the other parties - meaning I want the girl to enjoy herself.

HOWEVER: In my case, this arrangement would only work if the escort took pleasure and was completely comfortable with solely sexuall pleasuring me through oral sex.
Now this is where it gets difficult, as there are few women who consider 'sucking off' a man nothing more than a monotonous, jaw grinding, unpleasant chore, and therefore usually try and get away with using the least amount of actual 'sucking off' that they can.

Am I going off topic?

The point i'm trying to make is that you CAN pickle money

[DivineMissG]

I can assure you there are girls out there who very much enjoy giving oral sex! You just need to find one!

[abcdef]

i have been with someone for 14 yr who i have never sucked off as he hates it, so i adore giving oral, can do it for hours on end without any jaw ache at all, sometimes i actually cum myself giving a guy oral

[sarahxxx]

HOWEVER: In my case, this arrangement would only work if the escort took pleasure and was completely comfortable with solely sexuall pleasuring me through oral sex.

All escorts that take your money in exchange for sex take pleasure in doing so...

Baldrick99 - maybe you should try "Plenty Of Fish" apparently there are loads of women gagging for sex and giving it away for free

[Tom Tanner]

HOWEVER: In my case, this arrangement would only work if the escort took pleasure and was completely comfortable with solely sexuall pleasuring me through oral sex.

All escorts that take your money in exchange for sex take pleasure in doing so...

Now ain't that a fact!!

[Nick Meanswell]

i have been with someone for 14 yr who i have never sucked off as he hates it, so i adore giving oral, can do it for hours on end without any jaw ache at all, sometimes i actually cum myself giving a guy oral

Why oh why didn't I come across you when I was working in Scotland Lolo, what a waste haha!

[abcdef]

Why oh why didn't I come across you when I was working in Scotland Lolo, what a waste haha!

cause i think i have been down the south east when u have been up here