Toyboy lover

[SassyAnn]

Digger, couldn't you restrain yourself and not comment? Did you have to tell us all you weren't commenting? You need a boot up the botty.

[Freddo]

I think you should go for it Kate you are a very lucky lady to have received a offer from this young man

[Nick Meanswell]

Just got this one in today from adultwork

Im stu 26 and i like milfs!!! Come across ur profile and u r wot i would call a very hot milf. I was wonderin if perhaps we could arrange a meet and u could b my mif and il b ur toy boy lover?? Wot do u think?? x

I am finding it hard to resist. What do you think I should do?

How about expressing sadness that his computer is missing half its keys and offering to help him locate them!!

[Nick Meanswell]

You could even dress for him with a bag of scrabble letters down your cleavage, how's that for foreplay?

[English Kate]

Oh bless him, he responded to my joy at being his MILF via booking with a 'That would be great'. It looks like today has been my day for getting all my wires crossed. We will see if he is just telling me what I want to hear or actually means it lol.

Let's just say that Hicky is a good 30 years junior to what I thought he was going to be lol. He's rather charming, quick witted and sweats a lot from what I can remember Oh and complains a lot about needing to go to the gym more often.

[Hicky]

Feck me - 30 years junior - do i sound that old!!!!!
And who are you calling a "sweaty betty"? I think you need to book places with decent air conditioning as open windows are a no no Kate!!!!!

[Nick Meanswell]

That's got me worried - I wonder how old you think I am!!

[English Kate]

That's got me worried - I wonder how old you think I am!!

I've known Hicky for well over a year now Poshprat and he was my mentor and saviour on another site where I was very good at making the wrong impression lol. I think it was his wisdom and his name on there that led me up the garden path and I really was shocked at how much younger he was than I had thought he would be, which I didn't find out for some time after first chatting to him.

It was of course a pleasant surprise.

I'm not sure what you mean Hicky. I'm as quiet as a tortoise in hibernation

[Hicky]

No wonder they used to wrap tortoise's in straw on Blue Peter - it must have been to insulate the excessive noise.

[SassyAnn]

I find earplugs a godsend!