My chat with Frank

[Emily of Halifax]

Phone rings I answer

Me - hello
Frank - Its me frank I am here are you going to be long
Me - Sorry Frank but think you have the wrong number you dont have an appointment with me
Frank - Is Caroline there
Me- sorry I am not Caroline
Frank - Who are you
ME - I am emily
Frank-Is caroline there then
Me- No told you I am Emily you have the wrong number
Frank - But Caroline told me to get here do you no where she is
Me - I dont no Caroline Frank
Frank - So what should I do
Me - Check the phone number that you rang when you spoke to Caroline
Frank - Can you not find her I am at the shop where she told me to get to
Me - what shop
Frank - the blue one
Me - what town are you in Frank
Frank - Bradford
Me - Sorry Frank I cant help you any more I am in halifax and dont know caroline

Phone rings 10 minutes later same number

Me - hello
Frank - is that emily
Me - yes
Frank - Are you in Halifax
Me - Yes
Frank -I am in Huddersfield I got your number of the website what do you look like
Me - If you got it of the website you will have seen the pictures
Frank - I havent seen it my friend gave me the number he lives quite a way a way
Me - gives a brief description
Frank - oh right do you work evenings
Me - no sorry just 10 - 5
Frank - Oh that no good I can only do evenings do you know anyone that does work evenings
Me-no sorry bye

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Sorry but had to get that out of my system so if any of you find Caroline could you please let bloody frank no

[davidseven]

You do know that Tip-pex shouldn't be used in confined areas Em?

[tinkerbell]

lol oh my life,.....people are very odd

[SassyAnn]

Haha Ems. Frankie boy is a sandwich short of a picnic.

[iluvjem]

fun lol

[Lady_Lust_XXX]

Sandwich short of a picnic ..................... I think the picnic basket is totally empty. ROFL

[English Kate]

You were much more patient with him than I would have been. Well done for keeping your cool x

[Freddo]

Thats really very funny Emily. Well done for being so patient with a bloke that was obviously a bit strange

[jayzee77]

think i would have put the phone down pretty early on.

[curvy crumpet]

Would have accepted his booking and given the address of the nearest brothel