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HOW TO TREAT A WOMAN:
Wine her. Dine her. Call her. Hold her. Surprise her. Compliment her. Smile at her. Listen to her. Laugh with her. Cry with her. Romance her. Encourage her. Believe in her. Cuddle with her. Shop with her. Give her jewelry. Buy her flowers. Hold her hand. Write love letters to her. Go to the ends of the earth and back again for her.
HOW TO TREAT A MAN:
Show up naked. Bring hot dogs & beer. Don't block the TV
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You forgot the wd40 to oil the joints David
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can forget the flowers for me i hate the things
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can i also pinch the guys hots dogs he can have the beer
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I can on rare occasions and for (increasingly short) periods be a charming old git when i put my mind to it and can cope with most of those but "Shop with her" is just not on. Men and women should never shop together if they wish to keep a modicum of respect for one another.
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aww hicky u should try shopping together lol
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01-09-2011, 20:56
(This post was last modified: 01-09-2011, 20:57 by Hicky.)
No no no no! There is a line in the sand i will not cross!
Mind you having to follow my daughters around clothes shops when they were younger was worse. It's hard to lurk around the changing room entrance in Top Shop without looking like a total perv.
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