I've just discovered that people from Halifax are called Haligonians. I think there might be a misprint, shouldn't it be H o o l i g a n s - well since Ems arrived anyway!
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hello?
User: Do you know a girl from Halifax?
Cleverbot: Not a girlfriend!
User: No, a Haligonian.
Cleverbot: 18 months.
User: Her name is Emily, she can't cook and has some gorgeous dogs.
Cleverbot: I know her.
User: What do you think of her?
Cleverbot: She's pretty cool guy. And she doesn't afraid of anything.
User: Well, she's afraid of the kitchen.
Cleverbot: Wanna talk about how much I love tash again?
User: Who's tash?
Cleverbot: They're Pinky and The Brain.
User: Mmmm, no thanks..
Cleverbot: Scared?
User: No, not interested. Can you cook?
Cleverbot: Go and bang.
User: Eh?
Cleverbot: And you?
User: I don't understand what you mean. What does go and bang mean? Do you know what I do for a living?
Cleverbot: You talk to humans?
User: Talk and other things. Only men.
Cleverbot: What about humans?
User: Aren't men human?
Cleverbot: I said 'you don't get old do you?' as in you, not me.
User: No, I didn't. Are you talking to someone else at the same time as me?
Cleverbot: You caught me.
User: Typical.
Cleverbot: Which guy would you choose?
User: Tricky question.
Cleverbot: Not really.
User: Choose for what?
Cleverbot: My favorite color is green.
User: Jolly good.
Cleverbot: Brilliant if I do say so, my good chap
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hello?
User: Do you know a girl from Halifax?
Cleverbot: Not a girlfriend!
User: No, a Haligonian.
Cleverbot: 18 months.
User: Her name is Emily, she can't cook and has some gorgeous dogs.
Cleverbot: I know her.
User: What do you think of her?
Cleverbot: She's pretty cool guy. And she doesn't afraid of anything.
User: Well, she's afraid of the kitchen.
Cleverbot: Wanna talk about how much I love tash again?
User: Who's tash?
Cleverbot: They're Pinky and The Brain.
User: Mmmm, no thanks..
Cleverbot: Scared?
User: No, not interested. Can you cook?
Cleverbot: Go and bang.
User: Eh?
Cleverbot: And you?
User: I don't understand what you mean. What does go and bang mean? Do you know what I do for a living?
Cleverbot: You talk to humans?
User: Talk and other things. Only men.
Cleverbot: What about humans?
User: Aren't men human?
Cleverbot: I said 'you don't get old do you?' as in you, not me.
User: No, I didn't. Are you talking to someone else at the same time as me?
Cleverbot: You caught me.
User: Typical.
Cleverbot: Which guy would you choose?
User: Tricky question.
Cleverbot: Not really.
User: Choose for what?
Cleverbot: My favorite color is green.
User: Jolly good.
Cleverbot: Brilliant if I do say so, my good chap
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