are we as discreet as we think we are

[abcdef]

i have a old lady that i call nan (she isnt related) who lives in same village i do my incalls from, for years always call in on a monday for a chat, she was watching deuce bigolow, when she asked if i knew about the prostitutes in the village

nearly died as i thought it was only me plus i had heard of one other girl, springing out her chair she beckoned me to the kitchen told me to watch this flat across the road, few moments later see a guy walking round as if he was having a fag texting, just at that u could see him chatting then her door opens a guy comes out, as he walks away he pops his tie back on, less than a min later the guy having a fag walks to the door where u can see her just wearing a corset

nan then says come a run in your car show u another pro, few streets away car with 3 guys sitting in it, one guy comes out the house then next one walks straight in maybe less than 10 mins each, couple of them even counting the money as they go over to hers, car left my nan says when she is entertaining men as her hubby works on the rigs she puts pink curtains up in the lounge window, when her hubby is home its cream ones

just thankful my house wasnt mentioned but it just goes to show we might think we are being discreet but maybe arent maybe someone does notice things at times

[SassyAnn]

I really hope my clients and I are more discreet than that!

[abcdef]

same here ann, im glad i have 2 entrances where i can bring people in

[Hicky]

It is so tempting to make some comment about two entrances but i will do all in my power to resist!

Sounds like you have Miss Marple in that village Lolo - but as she often said it is hard to hide anything in a village.

[Lady_Lust_XXX]

I like to think i'm more discreet than that too.

Goes to show you dont always lose your marbles as you get older.

[MrSmith767]

Must try the other entrance sometime!!!

[iluvjem]

lol good on Nan super spy, the phrase "so you're not the only prostitute in the village" comes to mind lol

At least you have them distracting from you..

[Hicky]

One can only hope she does not contact BBC Scotland - I ca just envisage presenters parading infront of camara's saying "Even in a quiet Scottish village like this prostituion runs riot corrupting our wee Scottish bairns and frigthening the horses!"

[English Kate]

What was her opinion of the ladies?

[abcdef]

she thinks its great fun, she said she always thought it was dirty old men in flat caps that visited ladies like that, she's nicknamed one guy the spacehopper for the flat across from her saying the stairs are narrow over there how does he get up & wonders if the lady can find his tackle, i know she is dying to go ask her that, says if there is nowt on telly she watches her friends watch the other places then they ring each other describing the guys going back n forth to see if they visit the other ladies

her opinion if it cuts down rape & molesting it all helps if a guy has a avenue where to go to release himself