How not to book an escort

[English Kate]

I just had a young guy back in worcester start texting me a million questions. I told him to call me and he said he was shy on the phone, so I told him he probably wasn't best for me. He was asking stuff like,'You're older than I normally go, how will I know if I will enjoy being with you?', 'Do you dress up? 'I'm quite large and wide in the trouser department is that ok? He was most upset when I told him unless he called I was not interested and said, 'but I thought you were an escort?' And????

Apparently he likes fiesty women and has said he will book me when I get back. *yawns*.