30-07-2011, 09:45
How not to book an escort
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- Eh aye pet, I'm new to this. so not sure what you do. Do you do sex without a condom?
No way, always need condoms. - Do you charge for this? Yes, it's 110 for an hour. - Oh that's a bit steep, it will cost me £30 in diesel to get to you. Where are you? - Haltwhistle (40miles from me). Do you do half an hour? No, I'm sorry, I can't have people coming and going I need to be discreet in my home. - You can say I'm the plumber or something. What if you come to me? Come to Haltwhistle by cab for a half hour booking? No I'm sorry. I think he must be one of our 'local' hill farmers.
31-07-2011, 06:20
(30-07-2011, 17:09)SassyAnn Wrote: - Eh aye pet, I'm new to this. so not sure what you do. Do you do sex without a condom? The giveaway would have been the bleating of the sheep or the mooing of the cows in the background Ann
01-08-2011, 07:21
01-08-2011, 11:12
Got this over the weekend all i can say is a***hole
hi ... a weird request, im very lonely today... and i want to, make love lost my job... and things are really really messed up... if you can find it in ur heart to give me a hour of ur time today, i will be grateful... i have no money but i can give you a ounce of skunk (marijuana) as payment... please ifyou can help reply today... i just want to please some one... pleae let me know if you can help.... im in bradford and can be with you in ten minutes.... Thanks... and if ive offended you i truly apologise.... nite.
01-08-2011, 11:23
.............I am speachless .
01-08-2011, 11:25
emily why did u refuse
01-08-2011, 11:31
(01-08-2011, 11:25)lolo Wrote: emily why did u refuse Where do you want me to start 1.Drugs 2.sounds thick 3.sent at 1.15 in the morning 4.If he has no money how is he going to afford fuel to get to me dont think the local petrol station would accept payment for a tenners worth of fuel with skunk God the list is endless The thing is though he actually has 8 positive feedbacks wish there was a smilie for shaking my head
01-08-2011, 11:34
(01-08-2011, 11:31)Emily of Halifax Wrote:(01-08-2011, 11:25)lolo Wrote: emily why did u refuse thats true emily, he was probably high as a kite when texting
01-08-2011, 11:59
You kind of know before you even open the message when his profile name contained the word skunk
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