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#141
21-10-2011, 10:47
(21-10-2011, 00:53)DivineMissG Wrote:
(21-10-2011, 00:48)SassyAnn Wrote:
(20-10-2011, 16:28)DivineMissG Wrote: .......
Subject: Captivating overnight london
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I am captivating personality cascaded with true sexual handsomeness. You cascade personality and you are quite pretty too. I could cascade your vagina with semen that captivates from penis. You imitate me.

...No, I did not make that one up... I thought it nice that a true sexual handsome man would be interested in a girl that's 'quite pretty'.

That is pure genius!

I still can't figure it out... Clearly the dude needs a new Thesaurus.

I agree Gia, doesnt even read well - either he has missed some words out, or he is foreign and lost something in the translation.
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21-10-2011, 14:14 (This post was last modified: 22-10-2011, 01:36 by DivineMissG.)
(21-10-2011, 10:47)monty69 Wrote:
(21-10-2011, 00:53)DivineMissG Wrote:
(21-10-2011, 00:48)SassyAnn Wrote:
(20-10-2011, 16:28)DivineMissG Wrote: .......
Subject: Captivating overnight london
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I am captivating personality cascaded with true sexual handsomeness. You cascade personality and you are quite pretty too. I could cascade your vagina with semen that captivates from penis. You imitate me.

...No, I did not make that one up... I thought it nice that a true sexual handsome man would be interested in a girl that's 'quite pretty'.

That is pure genius!

I still can't figure it out... Clearly the dude needs a new Thesaurus.

I agree Gia, doesnt even read well - either he has missed some words out, or he is foreign and lost something in the translation.

I'm pretty sure he is foreign, as his profile read in much the same way... I wish it was still active so I could copy and paste. I know it's horrid to make fun, but it's the funniest message I have ever read on AW.

The 30min GFE in the public toilet is my second favourite...

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#143
21-10-2011, 23:33
It looks like a google translate or babelfish translation!
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21-10-2011, 23:35
(21-10-2011, 23:33)SassyAnn Wrote: It looks like a google translate or babelfish translation!

You are probably right, it might make more sense in another language. Online translators can translate the words, but it takes a human to understand the meaning and structure of a sentence.

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23-10-2011, 18:23
Hi Jem,

How are you?

I just read your profile and you sound and look amazing!!

Are you free today and can you do anything on your rates?
I can collect you anddrop you off if this helps!!

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24-10-2011, 07:37
(23-10-2011, 18:23)iluvjem Wrote: Hi Jem,

How are you?

I just read your profile and you sound and look amazing!!

Are you free today and can you do anything on your rates?
I can collect you anddrop you off if this helps!!

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28-10-2011, 15:56

In/Out Date Sent Read From To Subject

Out 28/10/2011 155448 28/10/2011 155511 DivineMissG Re: Hey...today..
No.

In 28/10/2011 154817 28/10/2011 155510 robbiestyle00 Re: Hey...today..
I know, giving it a try! Smile
Just a 15min quickie, but might not be inside my place in case housemate comes back, but can easily do in back garden! I think I like the outdoor thrill..

Out 28/10/2011 153903 28/10/2011 154518 robbiestyle00 Re: Hey...today..
Nowhere on my profile does it state I do car meets.

In 28/10/2011 153538 28/10/2011 153933 DivineMissG I'm in ...
....hampstead by the way...

In 28/10/2011 153443 28/10/2011 153832 DivineMissG Hey...today..
...would you do a 15min quickie with a little nakedness and owo today? Maybe in the car...Always wanted to try it in day light?! Smile
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28-10-2011, 23:38
(28-10-2011, 15:56)DivineMissG Wrote: In/Out Date Sent Read From To Subject

Out 28/10/2011 155448 28/10/2011 155511 DivineMissG Re: Hey...today..
No.

In 28/10/2011 154817 28/10/2011 155510 robbiestyle00 Re: Hey...today..
I know, giving it a try! Smile
Just a 15min quickie, but might not be inside my place in case housemate comes back, but can easily do in back garden! I think I like the outdoor thrill..

Out 28/10/2011 153903 28/10/2011 154518 robbiestyle00 Re: Hey...today..
Nowhere on my profile does it state I do car meets.

In 28/10/2011 153538 28/10/2011 153933 DivineMissG I'm in ...
....hampstead by the way...

In 28/10/2011 153443 28/10/2011 153832 DivineMissG Hey...today..
...would you do a 15min quickie with a little nakedness and owo today? Maybe in the car...Always wanted to try it in day light?! Smile

That makes so much more sense when starting at the bottom post and working up Big Grin

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29-10-2011, 21:16
You are right Mr Smith definately makes much more sense that way around
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29-10-2011, 21:53
Had a woman leave me a private message on my Facebook Page. The content of the message was "What". Well that took a lot of thought. I looked at her page, and she is in Nigeria. Being polite, I replied "Thank you for the 'What' ". She replied saying thanks and she was using a friends page as there was a problem with hers. Not that I wanted to know that. Then she tried phoning me at 1am Saturday morning. Of course I answered it (NOT). Not as though she wanted a booking. Africa is a bit far, just for a 30 minute booking LOL
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