Dirty Rat

[tadpole]

I can't believe it, I went to use my favourite dildo on cam, it didn't feel right - a bit rough. Upon inspection I found a bite out of it! My computer room is outside the house - off the veranda. Some dirty rat took a bite out of the head!

[English Kate]

Oh dear, that's not very good. Best keep them in a sealed bag if I were you.

[digger1967a]

What's a sealed back?
Any way a good clean biscuit tin is my advice, clean cos 'crumbs' ewww!
Tin, because rats eat plastic bags!

[tadpole]

Thanks, biscuit tin it is! My Jack Russel is now hunting the rat - appears only his smell is left!

[SassyAnn]

Oh god, do you need to get a jab to make sure the dirty rat didn't infect you with anything nasty?

[Freddo]

Maybe the rat liked your flavour

[A Bloke]

Oh god, do you need to get a jab to make sure the dirty rat didn't infect you with anything nasty?

Isn't a dildo a bit too big for a rat to use.

[SassyAnn]

Oh god, do you need to get a jab to make sure the dirty rat didn't infect you with anything nasty?

Isn't a dildo a bit too big for a rat to use.

They'll have diseases on their nasty little ratty teeth.

[A Bloke]

Ahh, I had a vision in my head of a rat on it's back using tadpoles dildo. In fact I can't get rid of that vision now.

[Freddo]

Ahh, I had a vision in my head of a rat on it's back using tadpoles dildo. In fact I can't get rid of that vision now.

That is really a strange vision for you to have