25-06-2011, 18:53
(This post was last modified: 25-06-2011, 18:56 by friendly accountant.)
This is a genuine advert aimed at ladies who need help or assistance with everything from basic book keeping to more complicated tax matters. Our moto is straight forward talking with no bull or “going round the houses”.
I am are a professional regulated accountant who is very discreet and understand the issues working in the adult entertainment industry.
I have been in the accounting industry for over 20 years so have a wealth of experience in dealing with all aspects of the financial affairs of clients. A considerable amount of my client base works in the adult industry. Ranging from book keeping services through to tax calculations and more; we can do it all for you.
Apart from the initial identification (which is a legal requirement), I can do everything after that by email or phone call. No need to take time out from your working schedule to meet with us on a regular basis. I am are always at the end of the phone or email if you need advice or help.
Our fee structure is simple, good value for money and for the vast majority of clients will be on a fixed monthly amount - saving you the worry about paying an annual bill. Our fees are totally tax deductible and we usually save you more money than we cost.
I make it very simple and straight forward for you on a monthly basis. Yes - some ladies decide to do it themselves; it's not always that complicated. Other ladies like to just forget about it and give it to someone else to do.
I will keep you safe and legal within the tax system, but also minimise the tax you pay.
No one likes paying it, but unfortunately the tax man has various ways and means of finding people who avoid tax. Do not become another one of the taxman's successful statistics - if you are not in the tax system, there is a strong chance that the tax man will eventually find you and the penalties can be nasty. Beat him at his own game by employing us to handle your financial affairs. None of our clients have ever been investigated! (Apologies for the directness; but it does happen!)
We have heard recently of a number of escorts that have taken bookings via a certain site only to find that the guy was an investigations officer with HMRC.
Remember - Al Capone - they caught him on tax evasion!
You also need to think about the future; if you are not in the tax system then how do you explain that nice big deposit you have saved up for your ideal house? Trying to be clever now could cost you a lot more in the future than you have saved.
Discretion is the name of the game for ALL of my clients (irrespective of what they do).
I have a business website and can produce all necessary qualifications and insurances.
Please feel free to get on touch for an initial no obligation discussion to see how we can help you.
We are human and treat all of our clients how we like to be treated.
My initial contact details are: friendly_accountant@hotmail.co.uk
Once we have had an initial email discussion or telephone chat and agree that we want to move forward to a meeting, then I am happy to provide my full contact details etc as well as business name etc. I have absolutely nothing to hide; experience has taught all of us to be careful on public message boards! I will happily come to you for a no obligation discussion. After that, all future dealings can be done via telephone or email.
I am are a professional regulated accountant who is very discreet and understand the issues working in the adult entertainment industry.
I have been in the accounting industry for over 20 years so have a wealth of experience in dealing with all aspects of the financial affairs of clients. A considerable amount of my client base works in the adult industry. Ranging from book keeping services through to tax calculations and more; we can do it all for you.
Apart from the initial identification (which is a legal requirement), I can do everything after that by email or phone call. No need to take time out from your working schedule to meet with us on a regular basis. I am are always at the end of the phone or email if you need advice or help.
Our fee structure is simple, good value for money and for the vast majority of clients will be on a fixed monthly amount - saving you the worry about paying an annual bill. Our fees are totally tax deductible and we usually save you more money than we cost.
I make it very simple and straight forward for you on a monthly basis. Yes - some ladies decide to do it themselves; it's not always that complicated. Other ladies like to just forget about it and give it to someone else to do.
I will keep you safe and legal within the tax system, but also minimise the tax you pay.
No one likes paying it, but unfortunately the tax man has various ways and means of finding people who avoid tax. Do not become another one of the taxman's successful statistics - if you are not in the tax system, there is a strong chance that the tax man will eventually find you and the penalties can be nasty. Beat him at his own game by employing us to handle your financial affairs. None of our clients have ever been investigated! (Apologies for the directness; but it does happen!)
We have heard recently of a number of escorts that have taken bookings via a certain site only to find that the guy was an investigations officer with HMRC.
Remember - Al Capone - they caught him on tax evasion!
You also need to think about the future; if you are not in the tax system then how do you explain that nice big deposit you have saved up for your ideal house? Trying to be clever now could cost you a lot more in the future than you have saved.
Discretion is the name of the game for ALL of my clients (irrespective of what they do).
I have a business website and can produce all necessary qualifications and insurances.
Please feel free to get on touch for an initial no obligation discussion to see how we can help you.
We are human and treat all of our clients how we like to be treated.
My initial contact details are: friendly_accountant@hotmail.co.uk
Once we have had an initial email discussion or telephone chat and agree that we want to move forward to a meeting, then I am happy to provide my full contact details etc as well as business name etc. I have absolutely nothing to hide; experience has taught all of us to be careful on public message boards! I will happily come to you for a no obligation discussion. After that, all future dealings can be done via telephone or email.
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