How do you afford escorts?

[Baldrick99]

Hi forum frequenters, I understand I have literally just signed up therefore you have no inclination to listen to what I say or answer my question, but you've got to start somewhere.. Anyway,

I have recently become unemployed but that is irrelevant; I've been in work most of my life yet I cannot afford escorts regardless of whether I'm working or not.

How do you guys do it? After bills, keep, food and essentials I still find myself stumped with not enough to have an escort visit me. It's extremely annoying and unfair that after working my ass off all month I can't even indulge in my sole primal desire of recieving sexual attention from a woman. I hate the idea that upper class execs and people like the people i've worked for (whom are nearly always married) are getting the privelage of spending sexual adventures with escorts when half the time they don't deserve it.

All i want out of life is to go to work each day, and at the end of the day fulfill my fantasies with an escort, but it seems all I'm doing in life is going to work each day, then spending my weekends with enough money to treat myself to a bloody dominoes pizza.

Anyway, back to the original question:

If you're like me and always end up with not-so-humble average jobs, then how do you afford to treat yourself? Is it down to only seeing an escort once you've been saving for sexless months, only seeing an escort for "15 minute quickies" (which I hate the idea of), only seeing an escort when your estranged uncle dies and leaves you a zillion quid or is that you're just a high-flying businessman ravishing yourself with champagne and lobster ignorant to the suffering of sex-starved lonely 'men' like me?

If you're none of the above, please explain your process of affording life's *only* pleasure?

Good day!