unusual things that occurred during a booking

[English Kate]

Did you hear from the one that asks you to be his live in Nanny? You get free bored and lodgings and £100 a week to look after his children and have nookie with him when his wife is out.

I nearly jumped at such a fantastic offer!

couldn't do that one im not very maternal

I thought he was a real chancer, I mean who would move in with someone and do a full time job for £100 per week and then have to be screwed every time the wife wasn't looking? I can get more than that in one hour thank you very much.

He didn't seem to think that the age might be a consideration either. I mean, 38 most women have got their own families by then or as you say, are not maternal. I've got a big lug of a teenager to look after at home. I don't think he would really understand if I up sticks and told him, 'sorry son, you will have to pay the mortgage from now on, I'm off to live with another family for pocket money'.

Do'h!