26-12-2011, 22:27
Once made the mistake of accepting a pack of fags and a £20 (I had run out of cigs and couldn't be arsed to go to the shop) in exchange for blowing the smoke of one fag into the face of the punter. Unfortunately he then kept trying to pop over my house until a gentleman friend had a quiet word with him and told him to leave. I'd told him it would be a one-off but he didn't seem to get it. Slaves can be difficult in person, much prefer the ones I see over webcam these days! Sorry if this seems garbled I have had a lot of Baileys today... tis the season and all that...