What makes me decide on one client over another

[Nick Meanswell]

"Hello there Lucy.
I have just read your profile and like the sound of you and you look lovely in your photos.
I have read many of your reviews and I would love to come and see for myself if they are true!
I see you are available next Friday after 11.30am.
If you still are, I would love to see you at about 1pm for two hours.
If you are available I will wait until you get back to me and then book it through the adultwork booking system.
Please read my feedback as it will help you to realise that I am a genuine guy.
Many thanks.
David."

Wow! Lucy I think you must have hacked into my email, that's almost a carbon copy of the sort of introductory emails I send out it's quite spooky, apart from the fact I am not David!