16-11-2011, 12:27
I got a meditation tape off of docs once - did absolutely nothing and possibly put my blood pressure up - kept talking about 'relaxing your forearms' to which I used to scream at the tape 'ive only got two arms you stupid fucker' I know what it really meant but it did my tits in so much I couldnt help it.
Same with sat nav the other week on journey down to carlisle. Got me to a certain point where it was saying 'in 500 yards turn righ' but the road signs were saying straight ahead. I followed the road signs and arrived safely, only for the sat nav to politely announce 'you have now reached your destination' to which im shouting (at sat nav .... sitting in car on my own btw) 'aye but no fkn thanks to you you bastard'. Think my fuse was a little short with the drive.
Same with sat nav the other week on journey down to carlisle. Got me to a certain point where it was saying 'in 500 yards turn righ' but the road signs were saying straight ahead. I followed the road signs and arrived safely, only for the sat nav to politely announce 'you have now reached your destination' to which im shouting (at sat nav .... sitting in car on my own btw) 'aye but no fkn thanks to you you bastard'. Think my fuse was a little short with the drive.
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