Mind-blowing sex warning

[Emily of Halifax]

Who says Ann knows! I reckon it is just something she has heard of happening to food, but has she put it into practice, dubious! And I quote a recent Tzatziki incident in support of my case!

I will have you know that Ann is my trusted mentor in the kitchen department she has won awards for her dedication to the art the most prestigious being the coveted blue peter badge that we all strive to obtain

I can only comment on things witnessed!
If you are willing to demonstrate these culinary skills, then I shall happily post a retraction!

Thank you Ems. My flurries of falafel genius and caesar salad triumph are not to be sniffed at. Normally this house does not entertain MacD's, I might add.

Are you seriously asking me to demonstrate MY culinary skills (waits for sniggers from certain forum members)

I said Ann was my mentor but she would need to be a bloody genius to help me.

Off for the takeaway menu not what will it be tonight hmmm decisions decisions