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RE: What's the strangest thing you've been offered in return for services - kinkydirtybitch - 28-12-2011
I once had my flat painted & inbuilt sound system with music in every room in return for services which was fantastic!
RE: What's the strangest thing you've been offered in return for services - curvy crumpet - 30-12-2011
The worse is when they say if you see them for free they will leave you an excellent review pffffft!
RE: What's the strangest thing you've been offered in return for services - kinkydirtybitch - 30-12-2011
(30-12-2011, 12:10)curvy crumpet Wrote: The worse is when they say if you see them for free they will leave you an excellent review pffffft!
I would like to think that nobody would be quite so naive to misplace their trust in this way, but realise this is most likely not the case!
RE: What's the strangest thing you've been offered in return for services - curvy crumpet - 30-12-2011
(30-12-2011, 14:10)kinkydirtybitch Wrote:(30-12-2011, 12:10)curvy crumpet Wrote: The worse is when they say if you see them for free they will leave you an excellent review pffffft!
I would like to think that nobody would be quite so naive to misplace their trust in this way, but realise this is most likely not the case!
Unfortunately I am quite shocked on a daily basis to read how naive some of the girls can be when it comes to their services or the promises clients make them.
I have been pretty business savy since becoming an escort probably due to the fact that i became one at such a late age of 35 but I take every thing a clients says or promises they make with a pinch of salt and nobody gets anything for free
RE: What's the strangest thing you've been offered in return for services - kitana Syn - 02-01-2012
I'm assuming quite a few of us have had that offer from a guy offering a rent free room and home cooked curry in exchange for a little adult play! I dont even like curry! If he said cheescake then i would've taken him up on his offer!
RE: What's the strangest thing you've been offered in return for services - sweetamberhoney - 13-01-2012
once a guy tried to get to see him for " high end vitamins" telling me a beautiful upscale friend of mine saw him for a used vacuum lol
RE: What's the strangest thing you've been offered in return for services - Ana_X - 14-01-2012
I had some wretched thing try to acquire a session in exchange for, and I quote "a wee bottle of jimmy choo!" . When I told him that the bank would not accept a deposit of said 'wee bottle of jimmy choo' he said "Aye, but y'll smell nice!". I found it even more hilarious when I discovered it was sex he was trying to barter for. I wouldn't give someone an hour of my TIME for that let alone an hour of my body!
Jesus wept.
RE: What's the strangest thing you've been offered in return for services - EliteAnnalise - 14-01-2012
When I used to work on DirectCam, I used to get guys telling me I should see them for free because they have such a HUGE cock!
RE: What's the strangest thing you've been offered in return for services - Miss Deviant - 17-01-2012
(14-01-2012, 09:12)EliteAnnalise Wrote: When I used to work on DirectCam, I used to get guys telling me I should see them for free because they have such a HUGE cock!
I get that despite Me being a Dominatrix. My response is usually; "foreskin does NOT count towards cock length - loser!"
RE: What's the strangest thing you've been offered in return for services - EliteAnnalise - 17-01-2012
(17-01-2012, 17:32)mistresscristal Wrote:(14-01-2012, 09:12)EliteAnnalise Wrote: When I used to work on DirectCam, I used to get guys telling me I should see them for free because they have such a HUGE cock!
I get that despite Me being a Dominatrix. My response is usually; "foreskin does NOT count towards cock length - loser!"
And of course you've never seen a huge cock before, so it would be such a novelty and it would give you sooooooo much pleasure. How could any woman say no?