What's the strangest thing you've been offered in return for services

[Emily of Halifax]

Just wondering as i was offered a canteen of cutlery in exchange for my services! Call me old fashioned and all that but I rather prefer cold,hard cash! What's the oddest thing you've been offered ladies?

[crystal denison]

the best one is when they say there really attractive and i shud want to do it for free just coz of that !

[tinkerbell]

lol its usually a free service because in their words " they are well hung and hot!"

lol well mate jog on i can get you 10 a penny lol,...

ive been offered an ipod lol

[Emily of Halifax]

the best one is when they say there really attractive and i shud want to do it for free just coz of that !

Oh yes honey no problem you are gorgeous but that is my little toe not my clit do you need a sat nav sorry but am I being a bit cynical this time on a friday night possibly not

[abcdef]

keys to his mini

[Emily of Halifax]

no his black blacked out windowed range rover sport with huge alloys(and a full tanl of petrol)

[tinkerbell]

lol no lovely you go right ahead,..it is friday after all!

[English Kate]

I'd have said to the mini, but I'd want the papers in my name and the keys before he got anything off me.

I got offered my walls plastered once lol, various toy boys and well hung men as expected.

[abcdef]

it was the old mini kate not the new bigger ones

[Emily of Halifax]

I'd have said to the mini, but I'd want the papers in my name and the keys before he got anything off me.

I got offered my walls plastered once lol, various toy boys and well hung men as expected.

Was that there idea of well hung or yours I wonder which