16-05-2011, 23:04
Guys I have been asked to write a little lesson on the art of licking a lady
1. Treat the clitoris the way you expect tour cock treated. (However, if you enjoy having nails hammered through your cock, just stay away unless the lady specifically asks for this)
2. Teeth are not required for blow jobs. You don't need to knock them out, but watch what you do with them.
3. Eye contact... Look up at the lady, if you are doing it right you will be able to tell. If she is tolerating you, the look on her face will tell all.
4. Gently lick AROUND the clit, use plenty of saliva, it helps lubricate things.
5. Even more gently, suck her clit into your mouth a little...I didn't say deepthroat, just into your mouth a little. Remember the teeth, cover them with your lips to prevent any discomfort.
6. The clit isn't the be all and end all. Move a little lower, start long stroke with your tongue from the perineum all the way up back to the clit.
7. Repeat steps 3 to 6
8. Try sliding your tongue deeper into her pussy. If you have been doing things right, you will notice a build up of fluid. This is normal.
9. Did you remember to trim your nails and wash our hands before we started? Good, repeat step 5, and at the same time slide 1 finger into her pussy.
10. GENTLY move finger around, keep moving that tongue.
11. Did you remember step 3? Good, what are her reactions? How is her breathing? Go back to step 9, do you get an encouraging look, if so gently try 2 fingers for a few seconds.
12. Try to gently, but quickly flick your tongue over the clit. Hopefully you will notice an excess of fluid beginning to leak out.
13. Vary the above steps, until you feel her hands clamp on the back of your head, and pull you closer to her, or until you fell her thighs clamp around your ears like a vice.
14. Stop... let her release her grip, and repeat step 12. At this stage you should notice her breathing becomes very shallow, she may writhe on the bed, or accuse you of being a fornicator of dubious parentage.
It is only polite at this point to thank the lady, and offer her a kiss.
Ladies, did I miss anything important?
1. Treat the clitoris the way you expect tour cock treated. (However, if you enjoy having nails hammered through your cock, just stay away unless the lady specifically asks for this)
2. Teeth are not required for blow jobs. You don't need to knock them out, but watch what you do with them.
3. Eye contact... Look up at the lady, if you are doing it right you will be able to tell. If she is tolerating you, the look on her face will tell all.
4. Gently lick AROUND the clit, use plenty of saliva, it helps lubricate things.
5. Even more gently, suck her clit into your mouth a little...I didn't say deepthroat, just into your mouth a little. Remember the teeth, cover them with your lips to prevent any discomfort.
6. The clit isn't the be all and end all. Move a little lower, start long stroke with your tongue from the perineum all the way up back to the clit.
7. Repeat steps 3 to 6
8. Try sliding your tongue deeper into her pussy. If you have been doing things right, you will notice a build up of fluid. This is normal.
9. Did you remember to trim your nails and wash our hands before we started? Good, repeat step 5, and at the same time slide 1 finger into her pussy.
10. GENTLY move finger around, keep moving that tongue.
11. Did you remember step 3? Good, what are her reactions? How is her breathing? Go back to step 9, do you get an encouraging look, if so gently try 2 fingers for a few seconds.
12. Try to gently, but quickly flick your tongue over the clit. Hopefully you will notice an excess of fluid beginning to leak out.
13. Vary the above steps, until you feel her hands clamp on the back of your head, and pull you closer to her, or until you fell her thighs clamp around your ears like a vice.
14. Stop... let her release her grip, and repeat step 12. At this stage you should notice her breathing becomes very shallow, she may writhe on the bed, or accuse you of being a fornicator of dubious parentage.
It is only polite at this point to thank the lady, and offer her a kiss.
Ladies, did I miss anything important?
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Yuck at the thought of all that saliva too, can just imagine it running down and irritating the fk out of me. 
