What is your morning ritual?

[DivineMissG]

Crawl out of bed, scratch (it's a must for blokes) make the coffees, turn on the computer and look around here while the newspapers are downloading, breakfast, crap and then the day begins.

Sorry if it's too much info but you did ask.

Haha... It amuses me how men list 'having a crap' in their morning ritual... Like it's a scheduled 'event'...

I know girls who do this too but It's always been a pretty insignificant, 'non-event' in my book!