Food and fun

[Nick Meanswell]

My earlier post regarding dried bacon got me thinking about mixing food and fun.

Has anyone else done it?

Do you have any particular recommendations?

Shops often sell chocolate spread with a brush, particularly around Christmas with the implied use that it should be applied to the body.

I've tried using squirty cream on me but due to a certain unfortunate turn of events I never got the opportunity to reciprocate, which I was really looking forward to.

Any thoughts chaps and chapesses.

[English Kate]

The frustrations of being a virgo. All I can think of is the mess! Plus the fact that I get IBS, so cream would be right out the window. I think best kept for after I've worked up an appetite in the bedroom.

[Nick Meanswell]

The frustrations of being a virgo. All I can think of is the mess! Plus the fact that I get IBS, so cream would be right out the window. I think best kept for after I've worked up an appetite in the bedroom.

That sounds like a plan for the future Kate! Excuse my ignorance but I don't think I've come across IBS - what's that?

[iluvjem]

I've done it all the way to the extreme of Sploshing.

I wouldn't waste money paying extra for "body chocolate with brush" kits when Nutella does the same thing and fingers are more fun!

Even an obsessed chocoholic like me sees that things like this can be too sickly so it's best to mix it up a bit ha ha

Squirty cream is great but can melt quickly on warm skin..

It is a messy business!

Warm custard will always be my personal favourite for sploshing though

[lucy7]

I like to shock some of my respectable gentlemen, so I have a few little tricks up my sleeve concerning all sorts of things you can eat.
I never make a mess as it will all end up in someones mouth one way or another

Lucy

[Laudanum]

I did threaten to bugger someone with a corn on the cob once, does that count? What about a Tabasco enema? No?

[English Kate]

The frustrations of being a virgo. All I can think of is the mess! Plus the fact that I get IBS, so cream would be right out the window. I think best kept for after I've worked up an appetite in the bedroom.

That sounds like a plan for the future Kate! Excuse my ignorance but I don't think I've come across IBS - what's that

Oh you're very lucky not knowing what that is, as you must have a good digestive system. IBS = Irritable bowel syndrome. It basically means eating can cause a whole host of problems, none of which add to the sexual experience, but may detract greatly.

[SassyAnn]

Strawberries, grapes, cucumbers, maple syrup, bucks fizz, black velvet, water and prosecco. Just recently a few maltesers!

[davidseven]

Maltesers Ann? I'd best not ask....

[English Kate]

Haha I just had a thought, with my diet being protein only at the moment I'd have to have a chicken breast or a steak over the body. Maybe a couple of poached eggs? lol