good idea.... or not?

[MrSmith767]

I don't know any KFC's that deliver though, and the pizza delivery girl was a disguise to hide the fact that an escort was visiting.

After all if a neighbour sees an unknown lady walking up the drive they may get suspicious. If they see a delivery lady walk up the drive with a pizza they may be less inclined to notice..... unless she arrives in killer heels, seamed stockings, and a tight rubber mini dress.... but I digress

[Nick Meanswell]

OK - So now we're into having to arrange for the girl to arrive dressed up as Colonel Sanders, anyone get turned on by a girl with a white goatee beard?

[monty69]

Ok Ok so my comment was a little poorly thought out. Forgot the basis of the subterfuge!!!

Extend it to the Chinese Takeaway and that could be a winner - love a tasty oriental for a change now and again.

Ooops went off subject and onto food!!! Still, would love to meet an oriental lady!

[Nick Meanswell]

Funny that's never really appealed to me! I suppose I like more fuller figured girls, which are in the minority in the Orient. I suppose the girl could arrive dressed up as a big fat bird, with lots of breast - definitely fits the finger lickin' good category!

[A Bloke]

Would she have to turn up on a scooter at 90 miles an hour and if it was late would it be free.

[monty69]

PP, I definitely prefer the fuller figured ladies but do have exceptions as well - as I havent sampled the delights of an oriental lady, I would love to try!

[monty69]

Would she have to turn up on a scooter at 90 miles an hour and if it was late would it be free.

If only that were possible, I would ensure that a temporary set of roadworks sealed the deal!!

[Freddo]

PP, I definitely prefer the fuller figured ladies but do have exceptions as well - as I havent sampled the delights of an oriental lady, I would love to try!

Some oriental ladies are very good and they are not all forced into it

[MrSmith767]

Some oriental ladies are very good and they are not all forced into it

That is always my concern about foreign ladies, is there some form of coercion in their involvement in the industry