True Friendship... .....SCOTTISH STYLE!!

[MrSmith767]

Are ye tired of those piss weak 'friendship' poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here are a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship... You will see no cute wee smiley faces on this card . Just the stone cold truth of a great friendship.
1. When ye are sad -- I will help you get pissed and plot revenge against the bastard who made ye sad.
2. When ye are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking ye.
3. When ye smile -- I will know ye are thinking of something that I would probably want to be involved in.
4. When ye are scared -- I will shake the piss out of ye every chance I get, until you're NOT.
5. When ye are worried -- I will tell ye stories about how much worse it could be until,
YE STOP YER WHINING!
6... When yer confused -- I will try to use only wee words.
7... When ye are sick --Stay the fuck away from me until ye are well again.
I don't want whateverye've got.
8... When ye fall, I will laugh my effin head off at you, you clumsy arse,
.........but I'll help you up.

Friendship is like pissing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth...

[SassyAnn]

Ahhh! Sounds like something my friends would say to me!

[curvy crumpet]

Hehehe very good xx

[Phil_Hants]

7... When ye are sick --Stay the fuck away from me until ye are well again.

Heh, particularly like that one

[digger1967a]

I was looking for a favourite line, and I find that I apply ALL of the buggers! LOL.
I bet my 'friends' really hate me!

[monty69]

Not at all Dig!!!

[DivineMissG]

Brilliant... There is a Geordie version of this... I'll see if I can find it!

[A Bloke]

Made me laugh and every one oh so true.

[Heather_Edwards]

Great Sayings! Love it!