Before Dnner Joke

[sarahxxx]

I just had this guy pop up on my messenger, I have changed his name to "twit"

(1843) twit: hixx
(1948) sloughslut: How can I help you?
(1908) twit: i wanna shuge
(1916) sloughslut: shuge away
(1929) twit: where?
(1942) sloughslut: you choose
(1954) twit: my home
(1901) sloughslut: Ok what time ?
(1910) twit: tonighgt
(1915) sloughslut: ok
(1937) twit: whr do u live?
(1950) sloughslut: why?I come to you?
(1902) twit: kl
(1910) sloughslut: loa
(1912) twit: i want to know r u far
(1920) sloughslut: yes
(1945) sloughslut: See u in an hour
(1957) twit: whr i live?
(1904) sloughslut: I dont know
(1930) twit: whr do u live?
(1953) sloughslut: You dont know
(1905) twit: no i dont know
(1913) sloughslut: I know
(1958) twit: ok go away
(1909) twit: u make fun of me
(1921) sloughslut: You are a clown?
(1953) twit: noo
(1919) sloughslut: Yopur sooo funny..........
(1930) twit: wht is that mean?
(1938) sloughslut: Ha Ha
(1945) twit: u ok?
(1909) sloughslut: yes
(1929) twit: talk
(1940) twit: do want me com?
(1904) sloughslut: Yes
(1909) sloughslut: you com
(1945) twit: ok fine
(1956) twit: wheree u want me come?
(1924) sloughslut: in my mouth
(1919) twit: wow
(1926) twit: do u live in uk?
(1926) sloughslut: Weee
(1931) sloughslut: yes
(1936) twit: london?
(1931) sloughslut: Slough
(1942) twit: kl kl
(1949) twit: so come my house
(1908) twit: i live in hounslow
(1920) sloughslut: wow
(1955) twit: yah
(1906) sloughslut: yee
(1921) twit: do u want to com?

Normally I am accused of being rude but this time I thought i would try and be as stupid as they are.

Off out for an Indian or two

Sarah

[SassyAnn]

He doesn't sound English to me.

[sarahxxx]

He doesn't sound English to me.

No, he was from Hounslow

Sarah

[Nick Meanswell]

Say no more , a bit like the Leicester of West London!

[monty69]

Definitely in the clue at the end, ehh Sarah

Did you enjoy your indian or two???

[tinkerbell]

lol id have had enough after 2 lines haha

[Freddo]

I do mot think I would be able to cope with that